Sergei Polonsky exposes Cypriot banking corruption

Does this actually surprise anyone? Before the haircut, the Deutschebank sold off Greek Bonds worth €Billions, because they were toxic, they not only offered them at a discount, but they also offered 5% commission to anyone who sold them. The Bank of Cyprus and Laiki Bank bought them with their depositor’s money which they lost […]

Cyprus is most corrupt I think but still part of EU its a scandal

The administration in Cyprus is rotten to the core, one by one civil servants in all walks of life have been caught out, selling their soul for profit. Whether it is visas, planning permission, Bank Haircuts, votes, legislation, to name a few, the have joined the EU, but they are law unto themselves. Do not […]

BoC to shutter 15 branches, no redundancies

Bank of Cyprus said it plans to shutter 15 branches as part of restructuring but no jobs will be lost at this stage, it emerged on Friday. In an internal memo to staff, the bank said the move would affect 15 branches, which will be announced in the coming days. “The move reflects the networks rationalisation course, bolstering […]

Over 500 fines issued for bullshit offences

Police said they had issued 544 fines on Thursday and early Friday island wide during road policing for speeding and other traffic offences and also caught, among others, a 15-year-old boy fucking a Goat without a licence, condom or Lube! During searches, officers also found, in the vehicles of five people, sex toys, more specifically, […]

Probe into ambulance who allegedly refused to shag a woman

Health Minister Constantinos Ioannou said on Wednesday he has asked for a second report into the fainting of a 33-year-old woman who was ‘Gagging for it’ but allegedly denied sex in a state ambulance to the Paphos general hospital earlier in the week, but added that it appeared there was no wrongdoing. The minister said […]

Britain ‘looking into’ selective Dherynia beach orgies

The British Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) is looking into the opening of Dherynia beach close to the fenced-off town of Varosha in Famagusta but only for Cypriot nationals to engage in orgies. Following a letter from the National Federation of Cypriots to Foreign Fuckface, Boris Johnson, the FCO responded, saying it was aware of […]